Funny English-Filipino Vocabs - UA&P - I Share Happiness

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Funny English-Filipino Vocabs - UA&P

Contemplate - kulang ang mga pinggan
Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol
Ice Buko - nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok
Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis
Devastation - sakayan ng bus
Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas
Statue - Ikaw ba yan?
Tissue - Ikaw nga!
Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa
Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato?)
Deposit - Gripo (Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking)
City - Bago mag-utso; A number to follow 6
Persuading - Unang Kasal
Depress - Ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING
Defense - Ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa kontrata sa PERSUADING
It depends - Kainin ! mo ang bakod
Profit - Patunayan mo
CD-ROM - tingnan mo ang kwarto
Defense - ang bakod
Defer - ang balahibo
Deflate - ang plato
Detest - ang eksamin
Dilemma - brownout!, a!
Effort - dun nagla-land ang efflane
July - nagsinungaling ka ba?

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yingz said...

is this direct translation from english to filipino? The word defense is so long.

Jess said...

Haha, quite neat!

churvchenes said...

hahahaha... very funny...

Anonymous said...

nice!

bubbles and cream said...

hahahaha! comedy central!!!

kit Palabyab said...

grrrrrr wish i understood......

smiles said...

funny funny funny... lmao

Anonymous said...

*laughing loud*

wingding said...

this is cool... c:

wingding said...

awww.. kit... i really hope u understood.. its so funny... you just missed something great..

churvchenes said...

total laugh trip...

Anonymous said...

i hope almost all of your posts are like this... entertaining and funny...

Anonymous said...

ano?

anne said...

funny!! makes you say the words again to get it sometimes :p

oc said...

cool!

tacos said...

kit, you should learn tagalog.. you'll end up laughing more cause of the so many tagalog jokes. hehe

happy said...

laugh trip

oc said...

hahaha!! i read it again.

austin said...

i'll use the ice buko when i ask my friends if my hair is in place from now on.

happy said...

i like deposit. :)

keisha said...

persuading and depress. hahaha

keisha said...

ill use these jokes,, tell my nieces and nephews about it.

foureyes said...

lmao!

Anonymous said...

i dont get city.
seven.

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oh! siete! lol!!!

xoxo said...

that dilemma thing, i remember that joke from high school.. nelly days.

Anonymous said...

hahaha...:D nice.. i like this post!

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i also wanna add more to this:

OPINION - bukas yun!

CONCLUSION - edi hindi siya open... sarado kasi.. :P

SYMMETRY - kung saan ka pumupunta kada Nov. 1

VIOLET - bibili ulit ako...


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have fun laughing... :D

gorgeous said...

tagal na nito pero natawa pa rin ako... hahahahaha :p

fun fun said...

wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.......

bunny said...

I wish I understood.
What's Ice Buko?

Anonymous said...

ice buko is the 'funny term' for maayos ang buhok ko... :)

RaMoeL said...

hahahahaha! NICE 2!

i have added u on my BLOGOHOLICS (blog list)